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Paxton 16

I may just be the classy loser you're looking for

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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clestroying:

turning 12 like

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chapmen:

a modern hero

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princess-jpeg:

titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

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officialwhitegirls:

i think we all know who’s really responsible for the extreme weather 

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nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

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kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

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